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Clue 2
Welcome back Sausage spotters, Inspector Johnny Bratwurst here.
It’s been quite the week in the investigation to find our beloved MP. First we had some much needed press on the wonderful OnTheWight, to say my DMs blew up 💥 with potential sightings is an understatement. There has even been a rumour of a wild Seely playing what would appear to be an “air piano”, but I think the lads in the station must be pulling my leg.
Anyway, back to the investigation, I have additional CCTV footage for your magnifying glasses. Finally the picture is beginning to come clear, unlike the water at this lovely beach.
I did some digging around as part of my investigation into this missing persons case and it is imperative we find our MP. Apparently the most recent annual data shows sewage was dumped onto beaches and rivers from overflows on the Island for a combined total of 16,787 hours in 2022. Gurnard sits within the top 10 beaches with the most sewage spills in the country. Thats pretty gross, there is no way our MP would allow this to happen on his watch!
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